Thursday, January 7, 2016

PERKS OF WORKING IN DUBAI AS THE CEO'S WATCHDOG

DUBAI AT WORK
PERKS OF BEING THE CEO's WALLFLOWER
1.    Everybody thinks you are “the boss” even if in reality you are just as common as everyone.
2. You can self-declare any day as your holiday and go to work with your own fashion trend like pretending to be athletic after a drunken-night party.





3. You can be absent as you wish. Even absent-minded at work thinking about home and gf. (but now, no gf, so think about pets and plants).
4. The HR doesn’t register you in the Time-in-Time out biometrics system, so nobody knows if you are at work or not.(I turned off the CCTV in my table) hahaha

5. You are not under, over or above any manager but still they respect your decisions (and absence too) haha
6. They house you in an exclusive villa with a wide room where you can play bedroom basketball or drown your date in the heated pools.

7. Choose a company car that suits your personality (if you are licensed to drive in Dubai or elsewhere.) 
8. You can work at any department and disturb everybody to your liking or sometimes throw you to a department that you do not like.

9. it is against your choice but involuntarily you become the Field Engineer of the contractors and subcons. (albeit the impolite visitors sometimes)
10. Most importantly, you become more “attractive”, “muscular” and “handsome” among the female workers even if in reality you look like a “mutt” to them. Hahaha


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